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jalan bukit bintang

Seorang polis duduk di simpang jalan bagi menangkap pemandu yang memecut melebihi had laju.Tetapi seorang pengawai trafik ini ternampak sebuah kereta yang dipandu dengan sangat perlhan dianggarkan hanya dipandu dengan kelajuaan 22km sejam sahaja.

Maka polis trafik itu berfikir "Tak boleh jadik niee..lambat dari kura-kura..sangat bahaya terhadap pemandu lain."

Polis trafik itu pun menahan dan memeriksa kerata tersebut lalu mendapati terdapat 4 orang wanita - 2 duduk di depan dan 2 duduk di belakang.Mata mereka semua terbeliak dan menggigil ketakutan yang amat sangat dengan muka pucat macam mayat.

Pemandu wanita itu sangat hairan lalu bertanya,"Apa kesalahan saya tuan?Saya tidak melebihi had laju.kenapa saya ditahan?"

"Polis trafik itu menjelaskan,"Kakak bukan melebihi had laju,tetapi memandu lambat daripada had laju jugak boleh membahayakan pemandu lain dengan menyebabkan kemalangan kepada kereta yang lain."

"Lambat dar had laju?"wanita itu merasa hairan.

"Tuan,saya mengikut dengan tepat kelajuan yang ditulis pada papan tanda..(JALAN AMPANG 22)!bantah wanita itu dengan perasan marah.

Polis trafik itu tersenyum sindir dan menjelaskan maksud (JALAN AMPANG 22) adalah tanda nama jalan dan bukannya had laju.Dengan mengucapkan perasaan mali,wanita itu mengucapkn terima kasih atas penjelasan itu.

"Tapi sebelum kakak meneruskan perjalanan,saya ad satu pertanyaan..adakah semua penumpang dalam kerta ini dalam keadaan sihat?Nampaknya kakak yang lain macam menggigil ketakutan dan muka pucat,"polis trafik itu bertanya dengan nada kehairanan.

"Oh..jangan bimbang,mereka semua akan bertenang semula selepas beberapa minit lagi.Kami baru sahaja menuruni (JALAN BUKIT BINTANG 309).

Polis trafik....: ?????????
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wHEn BaBY In tHE wOmb tALk

Three of the twins are still in their mother's womb are boring and start a conversation with each other.


Baby 1 : You two want to be what when we grow up?


Baby  2 : I want to be a TNB officials so that later on I may put the lights in our mother's womb.here is very dark.I can't see anything.


Baby 3 : I want to be officers of the Corporation seal water supply to ensure I can make the water channel in our mother's womb so that it could be out.



Baby 2 : How about you?


Baby 1 : I want to be a private investigator and investigate the long thing that is always in and out of our mother hole.Then when it is tired, it vomit us fluid that is very sticky and hot.
It had absolutely no manners.


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Son 2 & 3 : ??????????
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EquAtIOn

CrAZy EQUaTION riGHt!!!!!
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i do this just for fun...
for the gurl...
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leT reLaXINg oUR mINd

A teenager was brought to the court on the three murders months ago ..a witness in relation to the incident is also called  ..follow the conversations that take place in court during the trial ...
Judge: You are found guilty on charges of killing a girl using a sickle.

"Hell YOU !!!!!!!!!!" the witness scream from the cage.


The judge replied with anger  .. "calm down, this is a court"


He then proceed with the trial that was disrupted.


Judge: You are also accused of killing a grandmother using a screwdriver ...


The witness then strongly screamed .. "Damn YOU"


Please bring your patience snapped ...!!!!!!!" the judge replied.


Judge: You are also charged for knocking a child's head using a hammer to death.


Suddenly,the witness shouts while stomping his feet,and said
"Woe to YOU *&^%&$#@!(&^%%(**&^@%%**.................."


The face of the judge becomes red as he is very frustrated and then replied ... "Even though you are a witness, but I will prosecute you for contempt of court 3 times ...."



With the trembling body,the witness answered slowly...
"i'm so sorry,i did not mean that.actually the killer is my best friend but every time I want to borrow a screwdriver, hammer and sickle he said ..
" ..HE NEVER HAVE THAT .."










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